Something Fishy at the Dixie

by Laura Bond, The Ruston Daily Reader

Elaborate costumes and scenery can be breathtaking accessories for a theatrical production. They are not, however, essential to creating an interesting, funny or believable show. Neither is having props or casting actors who look the parts. This was evident as national touring group Springer Theatricals presented the comedic play A Tuna Christmas on Tuesday evening at the Dixie Center for the Arts.

On a virtually unchanging set and holding make-believe cameras and pretending to gobble down snacks, two actors brought the story of a small, colorful, fictitious Texas town to life. Each actor played 11 characters, several of them female, which involved lightning-fast costume changes and drastic alterations to their posture, voices and personal gestures.

The production, co-written and directed by University of Alabama graduate Ed Howard, is one of several plays revolving around the eccentric characters in Texas’ third smallest city, including Greater Tuna, Red, White and Tuna and Tuna Does Vegas.

Among the characters of A Tuna Christmas is Bertha Bumiller, whose attempts to hold her family together as she copes with a rebellious son and unfaithful husband prompt audience members’ concern. Wearing a dark wig fixed in a bun, Georgia’s Jef Holbrook is convincing as a small-town housewife who refuses to dance because she’s Baptist.

Didi Snavely, a cigarette-smoking, raspy-voiced used-weapons shop owner played by author and actor Topher Payne, appeared to be an audience favorite. Talking about the importance of toting weapons during the holidays, this outspoken woman remarks, “Wouldn’t you rather shoot somebody than watch them run off with your new toaster? I would.” Vera Carp, a domineering, culturally insensitive snob also played by Payne, produced a lot of laughs as she created a holiday yard display with live sheep and pulled “dirty” words from the town’s production of A Christmas Carol, in her role as a member of the Smut Snatchers organization.

The show maintained the attention of an audience of hundreds that included commuters from Monroe. Barely five minutes passed without eruptions of laughter at the twisted depictions of southern living. At the close, the sea of onlookers got out of their seats for a standing ovation to recognize the hard work put into the two-man show.

"Tuna Christmas" Kicks Off Season of Holiday Plays

Topher Payne Plays 13 Roles in Single Performance

by Jim Farmer, Southern Voice

A trio of holiday-themed plays open within the next week, all written by gay men and all featuring gay actors in leading roles. Just before Atlanta sees long runs of “The Santaland Diaries” and “A Queer Carol,” the one-week run of “A Tuna Christmas,” the perennial favorite starring two actors who play a whole town of characters, stops in as part of a national tour.

Local playwright, actor and columnist Topher Payne is one of the two stars of “Tuna,” which opened locally on Nov. 19 and plays through Nov. 23 at ART Station in Stone Mountain. The show is the popular follow-up to “Greater Tuna,” taking place in the third smallest town in Texas. In this show, hell breaks loose as a community theater’s production of “A Christmas Carol” and the annual yard-decorating contest go awry.

Payne and his co-star Jef Holbrook play all 24 characters, and Payne portrays 13 of them — from a 10-year-old boy to a 90-year-old grandmother. Approximately half of the characters are women. Although “Tuna” is considered a widely recognized as a two-man piece, Payne gives extra credit to two crew members.

“It’s really a four person show,” he says. “We have two dressers, and they deserve credit for dressing us, sometimes within seconds.”

Payne says the play’s humor hits a nerve with a wide audience.

“It’s not just about life in Texas or the South,” he says. “People know and recognize these people. Small towns are small towns.”

The Springer Opera House in Columbus is producing the tour.